Fairy Sized Watercolor Paper
To: the beans who want to buy fairy art materials
I can't believe I have to write this dumb listing about paper for my assignment.
We sell paper. The end.
Sam Cherry.
Ps. It’s Arches cold pressed 100% cotton paper. The highest quality. I shouldn't even have to say this.
Regular paper: (⅝ x ⅞ inches) For everyday use in fairy art. Absurd for use of human beans but Rose and Tulip say I have to include it. I'd like to see you try it! Sold in packs of 24.
Large paper: (1⅛ x 1½ inches) Too popular among fairies to sell to beans. Unavailable.
Extra Large paper: (1½ x 2 inches) Also popular and unavailable.
Extra Extra Large paper: (2 x 2 ¾ inches) For large pictures on fairy walls. Possibly useful for mini human bean art. Fits inside the Mega Mural Paint Palette. Sold in packs of 12.
Triple Extra Large Square paper: (3 x 3 inches) Good for portraits of fairies and large enough for small human size paintings. Sold in packs of 6.
Jumbo Royal Mural paper: (full size) Excellent for exquisite murals such as hunting scenes or battles. To be hung on the walls of the great room in fairy castles. Actually useful for human beans. Sold individually.
Combo pack paper: Includes 6 XXL paper, 3 XXXL Square paper, and 1 Jumbo Royal Mural paper.
Wishing-I-were-doing-something-useful-and-fun-instead-of-writing-a-listing,
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